Castello di Amorosa
4045 N. St. Helena Highway
Calistoga, CA 94515
Telephone: 707. 967.6272
Website: http://www.castellodiamorosa.com
Tasting Room Hours: 9:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Reppin' the suit of armor, the Castello keeps it real.
We visited this winery on Thanksgiving as well, and the visit was set up by the concierge at our hotel (AVIA Napa). Truth be told, the concierge (her name was Pamela Anderson, no joke), was either a moron or a liar, because she said the Castello was by appointment only, and the wine tastings included a tour (they couldn’t be done separately) for 35 dollars. Given there were so few places open that day, we decided to have her book us a tour and tasting. We were not particularly excited because we really wanted to see smaller wineries on our trip, but the fact it was Thanksgiving really meant only a handful were open, and all of those were big.
Pulling up to the Castello, it certainly is an impressive structure (complete with a drawbridge). The winery was completed only in the past few years. It was the dream of Dario Sattui, current owner of V. Sattui. The Castello took more than a decade to build and used a bunch of stone brought in from Tuscany, where there are castles, all of which (apparently) informed the style and layout of this gigantic Castello. We learned all this (and much more!) during an hour-long (at least) tour of the facility which covered some of the rooms (great hall, dungeon, torture room, barrel rooms, fermentation rooms, caves, etc). The reason we were on the tour, once again, was because that idiot/liar Pamela Anderson (mis)informed us as follows: a) we needed a reservation to do a tasting (not true) and b) the only way to do a tasting was to do a tour (not true). We showed up and were told we didn’t need to do the tour to do a tasting, but given we had already paid for the tour over the phone when we reserved it (I believe you do have to have a reservation to do the tour), we stuck with the tour, and were ultimately glad we did. Our tour guide was essentially a dead ringer for the comic book store owner from The Simpsons. He knew everything about the Castello and how the wines are made and was really psyched about everything. He cracked jokes and made us love the Castello, but not for the reason the Castello would like us to have loved it. We thought the whole thing was delightfully kitschy and so over-the-top that it was impossible to resist.
Cellar dweller
At the end of the tour they organized the whole tour group around a tasting bar and the tour guide ran us through a tasting of pretty much whatever wines we wanted to taste. I ended up drinking enough tastes to equal about two and half normal tastings. It was fantastic. And the wines themselves were surprisingly good! We were in the mood at the time for inexpensive wines we wouldn’t think twice about drinking on weekdays with regular meals. We liked most of the wines, but really liked the pinot bianco (a lighter white wine), the Gioya (a sangiovese rosé), Il Brigante (a red blend), and La Castellana (a super Tuscan blend). I would definitely recommend people go back there, if you’ve got a good sense of humor and like big castles.